MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But don't be fooled, Sony Soldiers- these cowards are terrified of us!
I'll enjoy crushing these CRETINS even more than crushing Sega and Nintendo!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Last year the IDIOTIC media doubted us. Now they are scrambling to suck up to us! The absolute INCOMPETENCE of some people continues to shock King Kaz!
Ah well, back to killing the 360.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But don't worry, 360 owners. Nazisoft have treated you like scum, but there is an alternative:
The PerfectionStation 3.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
HD-DVD shall join this list:
N64
Dreamcast
Xbox
Gamecube
Xbox 360
What do they all have in common, Sony Soldiers? That's right. King Kaz CRUSHED them!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Nazisoft- The unwanted red-haired step child of the gaming industry.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
They have underestimated every console in the PerfectionStation brand and are ALWAYS proved wrong! It will happen again with the PS4, PS5, PS6......
But that's fine by King Kaz. It's always satisfying to prove these AMATEURISH BUMBLING SIMPLETONS wrong!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
"I told you so, you CRETINS!"
Why do people continue to doubt the PerfectionStation brand?
A decade of dominance and counting!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Blu-Ray is but one of the many Sony victories we will witness this year,
Bruce, you unclean chimp!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Last year the FOOLS all said:
"Blu-Ray will kill the PS3."
Then:
"Is the PlayStation brand doomed?"
Then:
"Poor PS3 sales across America"
I enjoyed proving those BUFFOONS wrong!
Have no fear, Sony Soldiers, these are the headlines you can expect to hear in 2008:
"PerfectionStation 3- the biggest comeback in videogame history!"
"Sony begin to destroy the Xbox brand!"
Curing cancer and helping orphans? All hail my boss, Lord Stringer!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Then again, you're probably all too fat to jump.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The SIMPLETONS just continue to make excuses!
PIGS- You can oink and grunt all you want. This is Sony's year!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
So how did it feel to be CRUSHED under the might of Sony?
I'm sure Sega, Nintendo and Nazisoft can answer that question!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz strongly supports what the man in that picture is doing.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Why must everyone in the media be such a mindless PIG?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah, of course- the Xbot HOGS!
Well, I'm sorry HOGS, but Nazisoft have begged (On their HANDS AND KNEES! They looked so pathetic!) King Kaz to let them use Blu-Ray!
You're getting it whether you like it or not!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I expect a herd of angry, disappointed PIGS to arrive any minute now!
Come on SWINE- King Kaz want to see your tears!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You silly piece of FILTH!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!